“But then Michelle [Dockery, Brown Findlay’s co-star in Downton Abbey] just knew, in that very big sister way, that I had my eye on the other dress and just told the stylist that ‘Actually I think Jess really loves that one’. She knew I’d never say anything…”
“I hang out with Laura Carmichael and Jessica Brown-Findlay [who play her younger sisters] watching Mad Men on our laptops.”
“‘We all come from families of just girls, so there was that instant connection,’ she says. ‘We’re all obsessed with Beyonce, so to pass the time we break out into song, and did the Single Ladies dance in costume once. We’re working on the Run The World routine now.’”
SHE ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT SEND YOU BELATED BIRTHDAY GIFTS IN THE MAIL

SAID BELATED BIRTHDAY GIFTS ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT BE MAGAZINES FOUND ONLY IN L.A. WITH MICHELLE DOCKERY’S FACE ON THEM THEY WILL NOT BE THEY WILL NOT

HA ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT SEND SAID DOCKERY FACE BETWEEN TWO PAGES OF STOCK PAPER WITH LOVELY TYPED LETTERS ALL IN CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HA WILL ALSO ABSOLUTELY NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES LEAVE YOU A MAZE TRAIL OF TABBED BOOKMARKINGS WITH HER OWN NOTES THROUGHOUT THE MAGAZINE, NOTES WITH SUCH ELOQUENT PHRASINGS AS ‘MDOCK!!!!’ ‘SADIST’ ‘ASSHOLE’ AND ‘ANNA KARENINA HNNGGH’

THESE ARE ALL THINGS HA WILL NOT DO UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SO DON’T EVER BE HER FRIEND EVER SHE IS THE WORST OKAY THE WORST THE ABSOLUTELY MOST HORRID FRIEND OKAY SHE IS SELFISH AND MEAN AND HORRIBLE AND JUST DON’T DO IT